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Snow White (Disney Version) vs Snow White (Ghetto Version)
- Snow White (Disney Version): Dwarfs sing "hi ho, hi ho" out of joy
- Snow White (Ghetto Version): song references their crime ridden neighborhood, and indicates willingness to sell drugs to hookers
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Pictionary vs Charades
- Pictionary: Pictionary requires a pen and paper to play.
- Charades: Charades does not require any supplies to play.
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Ninjas vs Pirates
- Ninjas: Used by the gov't as assassins and scouts
- Pirates: Used by the gov't as raiders and mercenaries, and additions to their own regular navies (privateers)
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peat vs manure
- peat: when holding peat, you can pretend its grainy chocolate
- manure: when holding manure, you know what ass it came from because it says so on the packaging
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Sasquatch vs Yeti
- Sasquatch: According to most accounts, Bigfoot is a powerfully built bipedal apelike creature between 7 and 10 feet (2.10 and 3 meters) tall, and covered in dark brown or dark reddish hair.
- Yeti: According to most accounts, the Yeti is a tall, bipedal creature covered with long dark hair,
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City Life vs Suburban Life
- City Life: City life is louder.
- Suburban Life: Suburban life is quieter.
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sports bra vs regular bra
- sports bra: Sports bras are more commonly seen in public.
- regular bra: Regular bras are easier to strip off.
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Marrying in twenties vs Marrying in thirties
- Marrying in twenties: You are generally less economically stable in your 20s.
- Marrying in thirties: You are generally more economically stable in your 30s.
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Getting Married vs Living Together
- Getting Married: Getting married costs money - the average American wedding costs over $25,000.
- Living Together: Living together saves money on rent and food.
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penis vs vagina
- penis: can also serve as a tie rack
- vagina: can also serve as a storage space
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