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Jamarcus Russell vs Brady Quinn
- Jamarcus Russell: Can throw the ball 55 yards sitting down and would easily kick quinn's scrawny white ass in a fight
- Brady Quinn: pussy
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Bill Parcells vs Bill Belichick
- Bill Parcells: Bill Parcells owns two Super Bowl rings as a head coach with wins in Super Bowl XXI and Super Bowl XXV.
- Bill Belichick: Bill Belichick owns three Super Bowl rings as a head coach with wins in Super Bowl XXXVI, Super Bowl XXXVIII, and Super Bowl XXXIX.
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Brett Favre vs John Elway
- Brett Favre: Brett Lorenzo Favre was born on 10 October 1969 in Gulfport, Mississippi.
- John Elway: John Albert Elway was born on 28 June 1960 in Port Angeles, Washington.
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Barry Sanders vs Emmit Smith
- Barry Sanders: Barry Sanders played for the crappy-ass Lions without any other good players on offense, forcing him to do it all himself.
- Emmit Smith: Emmit Smith was the product of arguably the best offensive unit ever, including a dominating line.
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Chicago Bears vs Green Bay Packers
- Chicago Bears: The Chicago Bears have won 1 Super Bowl.
- Green Bay Packers: The Green Bay Packers have won 3 Super Bowls, including the first two.
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Terrell Davis vs Barry Sanders
- Terrell Davis: Terrell Davis ended his career with 7607 yards rushing in 7 seasons.
- Barry Sanders: Barry Sanders ended his career with 15,269 yards rushing in 10 seasons.
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Dan Marino vs Brett Favre
- Dan Marino: Dan Marino does not have a hot wife.
- Brett Favre: Brett Favre has a hot wife.
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Washington Redskins vs Dallas Cowboys
- Washington Redskins: Redskins suck cock!
- Dallas Cowboys: Dallas is the best team in the league right now!
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Troy Polamalu vs Ed Reed
- Troy Polamalu: Troy Polamalu is known for his boundless energy and aggressive play.
- Ed Reed: Ed Reed is known for his speed, strong pass coverage abilities, and hard kits.
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Matt Leinart vs Carson Palmer
- Matt Leinart: matt had a better winning record at usc as a starter and broke carson's touchdown record at usc
- Carson Palmer: carson had an average college career
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